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Comedy Club News Update

Monday, December 20th, 2010 by comedy_admin

comedy-club-comedians-newsScandal, intrigue and jokes…they often go hand in hand with live stand-up comedy. It’s no surprise then that the biggest comedians sometimes have a little scandal surrounding them and perhaps a touch of comic irony. Take comedian Jason Manford, despite quitting The One Show amongst allegations of flirting by mobile phone on Twitter, The Mobile Phone Awards have booked the top TV comedian to present their 2011 awards ceremony. There’s no doubting the popular comedian’s likeability and popularity however, with the English stand-up adding more dates to his 2011 tour. In other comedy industry news, Little Britain comedian and star Matt Lucas has won substantial damages of an undisclosed sum for a ‘grossly intrusive’ article run by The Daily Mail into his ex-partners death. The article ran 6 months after Kevin’s and seemingly came out of the blue, The Daily Mail has since acknowledged some intrusive allegations as untrue and damaging.

Further to the news released last week on Britain’s Got Talent’s new judges, top stand-up comedian Michael McIntyre has revealed an insight into the BBC booking him for the hit TV programme, often seen to hold a huge comedy element of performances in the opening rounds. Looking back jovially on his discussion with Simon Cowell comedian McIntyre joked: ‘he does it exactly like the X Factor. He says “Michael McIntyre: I don’t like you – I love you.” Having just performed live on the famous entertainment show ‘The Royal Variety Performance’, stand-up comedians and stand-up comedy is continuing its takeover of all things entertainment on television.

Comedy Club News - Britain’s Got Talent

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 by comedy_admin

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The twists and turns of Britain’s Got Talent have already begun with the announcement of 2 new judges for the 5th series which begins filming in the new year. Posted by Ben Douglas, forner US panelist David Hasselhoff will replace Piers Morgan, who is off to the US to replace the prized Larry King talk show slot, and stand-up comedian Michael McIntyre is set to become the 4th judge, a first for the often funny entertainment series. Interestingly, two weks ago The Comedy Club received an announcement that Britain’s Got Talent was looking for more top stand-up comedians to enter the competition, following an undoubtedly poor showing over the past 4 series.

Keep your eyes peeled for more comedy surprises coming, the popular entertainment series famed for it’s comical performances in early rounds is sure to have a few more tricks and jokes up its sleeve.

Booking Family Comedy Shows

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010 by comedy_admin

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Booking Live Family Comedy Shows
Hire The Comedy Club to supply your live family comedy shows and you’re set for a major success story. As the UK’s market leading comedy provider our knowledge caters for all aspects of the comedy world. We are passionate about booking comedy shows and bringing laughter to life for families across the UK and abroad is is what we do. We also recognise, booking comedians for shows with guests under 18 isn’t a case of 1 size fits all so please find our 3 services for Family Comedy Shows below.

The Comedy Club - Expert Family Comedy Bookers
13-18’s Youth Comedy Nightsfamily-comedy-13-18s
Our 13-18’s Youth Comedy Nights have been specially developed to appeal to teenagers as an edgy night of entertainment with great comedians, whilst The Comedy Club Guarantee ensures the night of holds all the fun and laughs of live comedy without the adult content.
- Shows performed by 3 of the UK’s top comedians from the comedy circuit.
- Tap into the culture of teenagers who love live comedy but are too young to enter an over 18’s show.
- Run shows on off-peak nights attracting brand new customers to your venue plus boosting
food and beverage revenues.
- Create a name for your venue with great live entertainment and an open minded appeal.
- Some swearing and near the nuckle material which this age group simply love.
- Parents can enjoy an evening in the restaurant (if available) whilst the teenagers are entertained…
“mum, dad, this kind of thing isn’t for you”.

PG Rated Family Comedy Showsbooking-family-comedy-pg
Our PG rated Family Comedy Shows are seriously hot property. There is a void in new, quality entertainment for adults to take their children to and get them out the house. Using specially selected comedians, these shows offer 99% of the fun and laughs of a full adult Comedy Club night, but the content is suitable for all ears under supervision.
- 3 top comedians from the UK comedy circuit - in the style you see on TV.
- Ideal for early evening shows on off-peak and peak nights.
- Great alternative entertainment choice to the usual cinema, bowling, theatre etc usually available
to parents taking their childrens ou for an evening.
- Ticket, food & drink revenue not just from the adults, but the kids as well.
- No swearing guaranteed. All content suitable for 7+years.
(ie. Includes clever word play and situational comedy which a younger child may not appreciate).

‘U’ Rated Family Comedy Showsbooking-family-comedy-u
Our ‘U’ rated Family Comedy Shows offer 2 options to drive revenues; either lighthearted comedy shows for the whole family suitable for everyone from Gran to little Jack, or a specially developed kids show with more visual, slapstick comedy prompts to keep the critters’ eyes glued to the stage. Either way, the shows are squeeky clean and great fun.
For the Whole Family - Totally clean stand-up comedians & visual fun.
For the Kids - Visual, slapstick comedy with kids entertainers and fun inclusive games.
- 3 expertly skilled acts perform a show suitable for either ‘the whole family’ or ‘for the kids’.
- Run shows on off-peak nights attracting brand new customers to your venue and boosting
food and beverage revenues.
- No swearing guaranteed. Squeeky clean fun and comedy from The Comedy Club entertainers.
- Entertainment choices for the whole family are few and far between. Give them something to really laugh about and enjoy together.

The Comedy Club Ltd is a highly experienced comedy club booker and specialises in comedian hire for any ocassion. Please be aware whilst there are other comedy bookers and people offering comedian hire, there is only one Comedy Club Ltd with a reputation that is your guarantee for success, especially where children and under 18’s are involved.

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Comedy Club Newsletter - May 09

Friday, May 8th, 2009 by The Comedy Club

In this month’s newsletter…Comedian Paul Zerdin at The Comedy Club
Probably The Best Comedy Shows In The World
SPECIAL OFFERS & Favourite Venues
All Comedy Club Shows in May
Comedy Gossip
WIN FREE TICKETS

Probably The Best Comedy Shows In The World!
Fun and Laughs that won’t break the bank!

Waterfront Place, Chelmsford - Thursday 7th & 21st May
We’ve pulled out all the stops in May, bringing you six of the very best acts on the UK comedy circuit. Phil Butler, Gordon Southern and ‘Saaf’ London geeza Harry Denford take the roof off on 7th May, whilst king of the compere’s Tim Clark, 3 non-blondes star Ninia Benjamin and club favourite Jeff Innocent take centre stage on 21st May.

View Venue Page - Buy Tickets Online - Call Now 08700 425656

Colchester United FC, Colchester - Thursday 7th May
[ad#co-1]TV’s shows Argumental, The Apprentice You’re Fired!, Top of the Pops and Carol Vorderman’s Big Brain Game are just a handful of Rufus Hound’s TV credits. Compering The Comedy Club at Colchester United on Thursday 7th May, Rufus Hound promises you’re in for a star studded treat! Opening the show is Victor Daniels with Duncan Oakley closing.

View Venue Page - Reserve Tickets Online - Call Now 01206 755109

Crowne Plaza London-Docklands - Friday 8th May - NEW VENUE
An exceptional Comedy Club night out packed with 3 top comedians from the prestigious UK comedy circuit, you can enjoy our shows whether you are a seasoned comedy fan or comedy first timer seeing what all the fuss is about!

Drinks promotions available on the night will full information on The Comedy Club London-Docklands venue page
View Venue Page - Reserve Tickets Online - Call Now 0870 9909692

SPECIAL OFFER
The Comedy Club Chatham - Bridgewood Manor -
Friday 1st May & 12th June
For May & June Only - Arrange a party of ten or more, and you plus one guest can attend the show with Bridgewood Manor’s compliments - that’s a saving of £43.90 - who’s laughing now???
Tickets to The Comedy Club Chatham include a 2 course meal and our famous comedy show with 3 top comedians - John Ryan, Dougie Dunlop and Martin Coyote. View Venue Page - Call Now 01634 201333

All Comedy Club Shows in May
Fun and Laughs that won’t break the bank!

We have great shows in the following towns over the coming month so just click on your closest town to see the venue and all show information. Line-ups are live so look out for your favourite acts and all upcoming shows.

Ashford - Barnsley (new) - Brentford - Cambridge - Chatham - Chelmsford - Colchester - Croydon - Fulham - Harlow (new) - Ipswich - Isle of Man - Leicester - London Docklands - Macclesfield - Margate - Marlow - Milngavie (nr Glasgow) - Milton Keynes - Northampton (Saints) - Nottingham Casino - Nottingham Q - Oxford Belfry - Oxford Esporta (new) - Peterborough - Poole - Repton Park (new) - Southampton - Southend - St Albans - Stockport - Stoke (new) - Witham - Worcester

New Comedy Club venues are starting up every month so keep an eye on the Venue Map for more venues close to you, family or friends!

Comedy Gossip
Bringing you the news you need to know!

Flanimals - Did someone call for a Mungefuddler?: Ricky Gervais’s Flanimals children’s books are to be made into an animated Hollywood movie. The comic will voice the lead character, the Puddloflaj, a spherical purple creature on a mission to change the world. He said: ‘It will be great to play a short, fat, sweaty loser for a change. A real stretch.’

The script will be written by Matt Selman, who has previously worked on The Simpsons, and be produced by Chris Meledandri, who also produced The Simpsons Movie and Ice Age.

If you aren’t familiar with Flanimals, here are a couple of gems:

Coddleflop – a mushy puddle with eyes
Offledermis – a Flanimal born inside-out to avoid its own smell
Munge Fuddler – a crab-like Flanimal that ‘fuddles’ everything it sees

Jim Davidson - Hanging out to dry?: Making a return to TV following his ill fated ’shirt-lifter’ remarks on Hell’s Kitchen. Jim Davidson’s one-off reality show ‘So You Think I’m An A***hole’, is coming to Virgin 1. Davidson will meet a number of famous gay, black and female mentors who will challenge his material and try to change his views. The show climaxes with a performance in Dubai, will he have taken any comments on board regarding his material? The results remain to be seen, can a leopard change his spots?

Win Free Tickets
Win 2 Free Tickets to a Comedy Club show of your choice!

PRICELESS! Submit your caption into our online joke competition and you could win 2 free tickets to a Comedy Club show of your choice. Be daft, silly and let all the stresses of the day off your chest as you chuckle along to your entry, enjoy!

Submit your Online Joke Competiton Caption Here
(winner announced 1st May on competition page & by email

Spread the Love!

Ian Franklin
Comedy Club Director

May Joke Competition

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 by The Comedy Club

 Could May provide the funniest online joke competition ever? Well it’s up to you to pull out all the stops and make your entries. Sumbit, one, two or ten of your funniest captions into the competition and if the winning caption is yours, you win 2 free tickets to a Comedy Club show of your choice! (winner announced below and by email 1st June) [ad#co-1] May Online Joke Competition Pic

 

 

 

 

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Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.

February Joke Competition

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 by The Comedy Club

If you love a good laugh, you’re in the right place! February’s Comedy Club Joke Competition is set to be a real stormer packed full of your witty one liners. Think you can do better than any of the entry’s below or you have a caption just bursting to get out? Submit your entry and you could win 2 free tickets to a Comedy Club show of your choice. (Winner announced here and by email 2nd March)[ad#co-1]

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Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.

November’s Joke Competition

Thursday, October 30th, 2008 by The Comedy Club

The Comedy Club Joke Competition is back with avengance and awaiting your brilliant captions once again. Fresh back on the scene with our upgrades we’re ready for more entries than ever so think funny, think big, and get submitting your jokes. It’s a Double Win too, with the winner receiving not only 2 tickets to a show of their choice but a Comedy Club voucher for 2 people too! (winner announced 1st Dec on competition page and by email)[ad#co-1]

Comedy Club Joke Competition

 

 

 

 

Submit Your Caption Below

Disclaimer: Comments made on the ‘Joke Competition’ blog do not in any way reflect the views held by The Comedy Club. Any comments made are by the individuals posting the comments and not the organisation.


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